Murmurs

Listen to an ASS CD in the CAR (if you're old enough to remember doing this)

• • Aortic Stenosis - Systolic Crescendo-Decrescendo radiates to CARotid

MR (mister) BLOWs (pixie dust on) peter PAN'S armpit

• • Mitral Regurgitation - BLOWing PAN(holo)Systolic radiates to axilla

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• • Aortic Regurgitation - Diastolic Decrescendo; Austin Flint murmur (low pitched rumble mimics mitral stenosis)

MS (Ms.) MD ("em-dee") rumble open snap. Idk... I kinda sing it

• • Mitral Stenosis - Mid Diastolic rumble with an opening snap

The MVP rolls late with his click (unless he valsalvas)

• • MVP mid-late systolic click that shifts earlier with valsalva

Venous Hums

• Infra/supraclavicular venous hum heard through systole and diastole, ↓ with jugular compression/head flexion/supine